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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
Friends, you’ll discover some Funny Birthday Wishes written in the following guide, so if you want to wish your friend a birthday on her birthday, then it’s possible to send the message composed under.
Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!😂
Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the greyest one here! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Happy Birthday to someone I am proud to say will ALWAYS be older than me. I love having you as my friend, even if it is only to make myself feel better about my age.
Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!😜
Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t grey! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.😜
Here’s to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Happy Birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.
Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!😜
I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am. 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!” 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Your beard may be grey, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart, It’s your birthday cake.
The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake? 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!
Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!😜
Happy Birthday, my friend! I’m looking forward to getting together with you tonight to go over all of your Facebook birthday wishes from people that don’t give a rats behind about you the rest of the year. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born. Happy Birthday!
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!😜
If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is surprising!😜
Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Happy birthday to my best friend ever! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
I couldn’t fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.
Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Just to let you know that getting older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.
Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.
Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
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So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday.😜
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!😂
When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!😂
If someone doesn’t acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!
Happy Birthday to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing… 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Wishing you the best! I would say you don’t look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me.😜
Stellar, rock star, rad, amazing, super awesome, gorgeous- wait, who are we talking about? Oh sorry, that was me. But you’re pretty cool too, bro. Have a very special birthday! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!
If you were a grape, I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!
Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
You are very gifted person; in a race of two people, you would always be the first runner up. So, a very happy birthday to you, sis. May your talents keep shining like this always.
I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey you’re still driving! You’re not in too bad of shape. 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
This is one of the few days when you can come out of the jungle and act like humans. To celebrate that, I wish you a very happy birthday.
Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!😜
Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.
I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.
Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need. 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!
You don’t have birthdays — you level up! Happy level up day to my best friend.😜
Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Happy Birthday to a person that is charming, talented and witty and reminds me a lot of myself.
When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!
May you grow old and rich, so that you can leave me a big inheritance. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Funny Birthday Wishes in English
Can’t keep calm, it’s my best friend’s birthday.😜
You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you.
Dear bro, I know we don’t always get along, I mean, except when we’re both wasted, but I really want to wish you a very happy birthday. So, I brought beer. You’re welcome. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays. 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
I would wish for all of your dreams to come true, but then it would be tough for me to find out a wish for you next year, so let me just say Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
I’ll tell you a secret. I do believe it’s somebody’s birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy Birthday.
Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!
Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.
On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Frankly, you look just as young as you were on the first day we met! And imagine I saw you on the first day you were born, little sister!
May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Of all the people celebrating their birthday today, you are the least likely to be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Facebook told me it was your birthday and that I should write on your wall. 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother
Hey brother, you’re very welcome. You have such a great sister in me, no wonder you turned out so awesome! Have the best birthday ever. We both deserve it.😜 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
Many happy returns! I believe you are officially able to be appraised on Antique Roadshow!😜
That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?😜
I am happy for you today, even though you are adopted and were found in a bin. Wishing you a very happy and prosperous birthday, bro. 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.
Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.😂
Wishing a happy birthday to my favourite brother of all time- I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.
You were born on this date so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you while you sit there awkwardly.”
Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive? 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous.😂
Happy birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get. 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Girl or Woman
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious Girl’s birthday!😂 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
- Looking at you fills me with hope! A Girl can live to be a hundred!😜
- Looking at you, Girl, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
- Happy Birthday to an ancient Girl! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
- Happy Birthday to the Girl who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!😂
- Happy Birthday, Girl! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)😂 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
- You are a Girl whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!
Cheers to a Girl who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!😜
Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, Girl! 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.😂
Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!😂 🌼🌸Wish You a Very Happy Birthday🎂🌸🌼
I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you. 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes! 🎂🍫Happy Birthday🍫🎂
Final Word for Funny Birthday Wishes
We have tried a lot here to get Funny Birthday Wishes for your loved one. I hope you like it a lot. Giving them good luck in the form of jokes on this day will bring happiness to their face so that you will be in their mind throughout the year. Today is a golden opportunity for him to strengthen his right image further. So you make it through Funny Birthday SMS. Thank you…